They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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