i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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