Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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