Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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