My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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