awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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