Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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