if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The air taste purple.
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