I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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