just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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