at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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