Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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