We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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