She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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