at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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