We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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