Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I did not marry a roomba.
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