Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
organizing the empties. That sober.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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