You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
