Do vagina's smell?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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