You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There's always time for handjobs
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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