We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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