Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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