her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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