Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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