Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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