their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
and you fell through a lawn chair
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
