Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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