I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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