Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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