Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it's like iHOP with fire
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I touched a dick in church today
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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