Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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