The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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