chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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