Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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