Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
