It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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