I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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