2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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