I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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