hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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