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(919): View more from North Carolina

So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night

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(210): View more from Texas

they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird

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(216): View more from Ohio

We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong

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(518): View more from New York

it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone

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(312): View more from Illinois

My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.

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(903): View more from Texas

The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today

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(315): View more from New York

I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd

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(650): View more from California

FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.

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