i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
