The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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