its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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