white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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