fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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