i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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