; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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