She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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