he puts the penis in happiness.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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